Camay Cameron having washed his hands of us over Brexit and rapidly applied his Ponds vanishing cream, head girl Theresa took over, surrounding herself with a bunch of people who would be incapable of running a raffle in a bingo hall and turned into a headless chicken, as her kitten heels pounded the corridors of power.

Deal or No Deal Noel Edmunds is currently up the jungle in Australia.

Deal or no deal, (and now the new option of no Brexit at all!), Mrs May is now up the creek without a paddle, turning us all into a bunch of turkeys who voted for Christmas and are going to be royally stuffed by the EU.

It is time to bin this bumptious bungler in favour of a pair of safe hands who will deliver the will of the people: leave and at no cost whatever to the people of Great Britain.

PATRICK TRACEY

Carlisle