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I’m too young to be a great aunt, let alone older than a jazzman!
It happened in a life-changing instant. Like finding your first grey hair or not immediately remembering your own phone number.
Last updated 14 October 2011
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Bridge vandals: Morons with no memories
Three weeks. It took just three weeks before the brand new, spotless Navvies footbridge was vandalised. (3 comments)
Last updated 13 October 2011
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Save indie bookshops from turning into Swindon supermarkets
Monty Python star author and traveller Michael Palin has taken on a new role – to save the independent bookshop.
Last updated 13 October 2011
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Patients must come first now
The bids are in, the decision has to be made: who is going to run north Cumbria’s hospitals?
Last updated 13 October 2011
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Should we really look through morose-tinted spectacles all the time?
Optimism is one of our biggest failings. Looking on the bright side, while whistling a happy tune, is a weakness, a hindrance, it’s holding us back... from facing miserable reality.
Last updated 11 October 2011
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Rory Stewart and Tim Farron are Top Trumps
Top Trumps used to pit dinosaurs against each other.
Last updated 10 October 2011
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See through the pea souper
There was good news last week when two Carlisle men admitted to a brutal attack at a city taxi rank. Their victim was punched to the ground and stamped on.
Last updated 10 October 2011
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Penrith’s cruel hoax on telly comic Mark Watson?
What has comedian Mark Watson done to upset Penrith? This is the question Watson has been asking himself as he prepares to play at Penrith Leisure Centre next month.
Last updated 10 October 2011
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‘Thou shalt not barge’
Shoppers in Carlisle and Whitehaven have been joining people from the rest of the country in creating an online version of the Bible.
Last updated 10 October 2011
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Country retreats
Sharing a garden pergola with a tipsy bridesmaid on a balmy autumn evening, it was easy to understand from where Doxford Hall had won its reputation for spinning magic.
Last updated 8 October 2011
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I love rugby. Mostly for the parties
We were a visibly happy little bunch as we gathered at Carlisle Rugby Club for a couple of sherbets and a sausage roll apiece.
Last updated 7 October 2011
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Cash crisis sweeps Springfield, home of The Simpsons
Doh! So now it really is official: the world’s economy is truly in meltdown.
Last updated 6 October 2011
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Pale is still interesting
So orange is the new black then?
Last updated 6 October 2011
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It’ll save me how much? And cost me?
Perhaps I’m being cynical (it has been known...), but my first reaction to the news that we’ll all soon be able to drive at 80mph on motorways was that it was a backdoor method of getting extra taxes.
Last updated 6 October 2011
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Dave, a letter of advice on your recent conduct (don’t worry, I’m not cross)
An open letter to David Cameron from a woman in no need of an apology. (4 comments)
Last updated 4 October 2011
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Neil Marshall ascends to the Throne – but where are Dave and Barry?
Switching from film to television is sometimes seen as a step down for an actor or director.
Last updated 3 October 2011
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The signs are not gud
What are they teaching our signwriters these days?
Last updated 3 October 2011
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Junction 34 for Yorkshire (formerly Cumbria)
Soon, signs welcoming motorists to this wonderful county will feature a line through Cumbria, then another through Lancashire, with the final location being Yorkshire.
Last updated 29 September 2011
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'Topless' Rihanna: I’m with the farmer on this one
Fair play to the old farmer in Northern Ireland who shouted at half-naked Rihanna as she pranced round his field and ordered her to get dressed.
Last updated 29 September 2011
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A Taste of things to come
A big, full-bellied congrats to the organisers of the Taste Cumbria Food Festival in Cockermouth last weekend.
Last updated 29 September 2011
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- 28 new housing sites in Carlisle unveiled (5 comments)
- National restaurant company eyeing Carlisle's Hoopers building (15 comments)
- Hope buyer can be found for Carlisle pub (6 comments)
- Families asked to scatter ashes on Lake District fells - not leave boxes (1 comment)
- Allerdale needs 200 affordable homes a year to help first time buyers (4 comments)
- Plans to cut speed limit on Carlisle road to 40mph (27 comments)
- Cumbria police used bus full of children as roadblock to stop car (56 comments)
- Cumbrian council issues garden waste collections threat (13 comments)
- Anger as new homes approved despite 300 objections (41 comments)
- Cumbrian child porn pervert gets £150,000 pension payout (6 comments)
- Couple left son home alone to go on holiday abroad, Carlisle court told
- National restaurant company eyeing Carlisle's Hoopers building (15 comments)
- Man admits 33 sex offences, including three rapes
- Cumbrian rapist sentenced to 12 years in prison
- Boss of Cumbrian takeaway admits breaking immigration law
- Carlisle road closed after lorry driver injured
- Couple left son home alone to go on holiday abroad, Carlisle court told
- National restaurant company eyeing Carlisle's Hoopers building (15 comments)
- Carlisle trader who illegally clocked cars jailed
- Gangs in Carlisle scouring rubbish bags for bank details - claim (9 comments)
- 28 new housing sites in Carlisle unveiled (5 comments)
- National restaurant company eyeing Carlisle's Hoopers building (15 comments)
- Gangs in Carlisle scouring rubbish bags for bank details - claim (9 comments)
- Cumbria police used bus full of children as roadblock to stop car (56 comments)
- 28 new housing sites in Carlisle unveiled (5 comments)
- Allerdale needs 200 affordable homes a year to help first time buyers (4 comments)
- Cumbria police used bus full of children as roadblock to stop car (56 comments)
- Anger as new homes approved despite 300 objections (41 comments)
- Trade chairman against Cumbria's summer road closures plan (39 comments)
- Carlisle city centre clothes shop closing down (32 comments)
- Hoopers store in Carlisle bought 'by mistake' at auction (32 comments)












