I don’t know who’d be more thrilled if this were true
Last updated at 13:30, Monday, 14 May 2012
Spontaneous breast growth in a Cumbrian hotel.
This was the eye-catching headline on a news website describing an outbreak of boob growth at the Windermere Vista Hotel.
The story claimed that people have been adding up to two cup sizes.
It suggested that oestrogen in the water caused the outbreak, and that hotel owner Gina O’Logi was considering changing the name of the hotel.
“I’m torn between The Bigger Boob Hotel and Jugs R Us.”
You may be relieved – or possibly disappointed – to learn that the story comes from a website called The Spoof.
There is no Windermere Vista Hotel and no outbreak of boob growth.
Any hotel which did find itself at the centre of such a storm in a D-cup could expect an influx of bookings from women. And quite possibly from men hoping to admire the vista.
First published at 11:29, Monday, 14 May 2012
Published by http://www.newsandstar.co.uk
Anne Pickles
Mark Green
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