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Wednesday, 27 August 2014

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This Cumbrian cop show was a festival of daftness

Stuart Hyde tweets grab Beware all you of nervous disposition, prudish sensitivities – oh and you whispering senior police officers – I’m about to use foul language. Cockrock! Swimming trunks! Pies! By heck, I feel better for that.

Last updated 22 October 2013
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You’d have to be mad to think this strike will work

What’s the word...? Logic, dovetailing, interlacing, planning, intelligence, joined-up-thinking? Whichever it is, we’re not very good at it here. (4 comments)

Last updated 16 October 2013
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Ed speaking, not his father Ralph

edmiliband810 Ed Miliband was almost breathless when he first spoke to defend his father’s memory. (3 comments)

Last updated 8 October 2013
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When is a slut not a slut? Ask Godfrey

Sluts and tarts. Sound like a new party game? Well, in a sense it is now. A party political game... thanks to Godfrey Bloom. (5 comments)

Last updated 24 September 2013
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It's true, eveything does come back into fashion

postief1 The Government’s plans to sell off the Royal Mail have reminded me of my school days. Way back then privatisation was all the rage. (1 comment)

Last updated 17 September 2013
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Give cycling fans an easy ride on Monday

Mark Cavendish photo Lycra fever has gripped the Green household as we all countdown to the Tour of Britain coming to the county on Monday.

Last updated 12 September 2013
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Romance and nostalgia count for little in the end

I didn’t know Carlisle when the old Lonsdale was doing her heyday thing. Neither as theatre, cinema nor bingo venue did she impress. (1 comment)

Last updated 11 September 2013
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Who teaches the teachers?

Another school term starts with yet another shift of goalposts, which must jar on teachers’ nerves like fingernails on a blackboard. (18 comments)

Last updated 4 September 2013
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Please prove me wrong, for the sake of taxpayers

For no other reason than wanting to get a building angry anxiety out of my system, I share with you the following imagined scenario. (2 comments)

Last updated 27 August 2013
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Always go out with a smile

The trouble with trying to be cheerful is people think you’re mad – in an eccentrically harmless kind of way – but mad all the same.

Last updated 23 August 2013
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Full-time mums I respect you - but please don’t expect me to pay for you

At risk of stirring a hornets’ nest and being stung mercilessly with barbed hatred and derision, I have something to confess. (20 comments)

Last updated 20 August 2013
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Cynical profit from Diana’s death

It’s that time of year again. Another macabre anniversary will cast memories back to the mind-numbing day when Princess Diana died – August 31, 1997 – and a new crop of crackpots will crawl from under their stones. (1 comment)

Last updated 20 August 2013
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Listen to those who know better

Sam Jackson photo The difference between telling it like it is and describing it as you see it is immense. Everybody knows that. (1 comment)

Last updated 13 August 2013
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Put it in a bin - not a body-bag

I’ve never liked seagulls since one attacked my 99 cornet on the beach at St Anne’s. It had “monkey blood” (raspberry sauce) on it – and hundreds and thousands. A holiday special. (7 comments)

Last updated 8 August 2013
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No excuses. Children should never suffer

pelka68 When eight-year-old Victoria Climbié, died in 2000, having been tied up, burnt with cigarettes and beaten with bike chains by her guardians, a promise was made. (6 comments)

Last updated 7 August 2013
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Anonymous internet trolls are so inferior to women

Misogyny and threats made by anonymous cowards on social media networks continue to rumble on in a now confused public debate that’s fast losing the point. (4 comments)

Last updated 7 August 2013
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Frack in the desolate sarf

If you think wind turbines are an awful invasion, a scar on the landscape and an unnecessary evil, wait for the next great energy source to be plonked up here. (5 comments)

Last updated 1 August 2013
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It might be a bit extreme but at least we’re talking about it

I was amazed to read that authorities in New Zealand have told a South African chef he is too fat to be allowed to live in the country and are deporting him.

Last updated 1 August 2013
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Jane Austen would have turned a blind eye, just like Twitter

Disappointed? I have to say I was – intensely. We could have done so much better than Jane Austen. (2 comments)

Last updated 1 August 2013
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Don’t take on us northern monkeys, Mr ‘Wiley’ Cowie

It’s true what they say. You do remember what you were up to during momentously important events in your life. When John F Kennedy was killed, I was sitting cross-legged on the carpet with my little brother, watching an assassination unfold on our grainy black and white TV. (7 comments)

Last updated 26 July 2013
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