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Mark Green

Life-changing resolutions

I have never been a fan of New Year resolutions.

Last updated 29 December 2011
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Too merry a Xmas?

I admit I have had one or two slurps more than I would normally have over the past week or so.

Last updated 29 December 2011
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The thrill of the chase

There's good and bad news on the mouse front at Green Towers.

Last updated 22 December 2011
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A welcome case of telly deja vu

The Christmas TV schedules are out and, as usual, it’s the same old movies with a sprinkling of ‘special’ shows from popular series such as Dr Who, Ab Fab, Downton Abbey and Outnumbered.

Last updated 22 December 2011
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Drop those knickers

News just in: More than 24 million pairs of Christmas knickers will be wasted as gifts from UK men to their girlfriends and wives.

Last updated 22 December 2011
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I’m a traditionalist when it comes to tea towels...

So it is now officially Christmas! At least in the Green household. A proper tea towel-wearing, tree-collapsing, carol-singing, family row-type Christmas...

Last updated 15 December 2011
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Gods among men, or just in Cumbria?

It used to be a Pernod and black, a brandy and Babycham or a vodka and lemonade that were demanded when I went out for the night with a girlfriend.

Last updated 15 December 2011
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This is my idea of interactive fun

It's panto season! Oh yes it is!

Last updated 8 December 2011
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Christmas is coming, the mouse is getting fat...

MOUSE UPDATE: Apologies for not informing you last week, but Jerry, the mouse that has adopted (and is now adapting) our house is still alive and well and, er, growing.

Last updated 8 December 2011
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Dear Mum, can I get the festive season out the way first?

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote of my annoyance that a PR company was promoting some stationery as the perfect Valentine’s gift.

Last updated 8 December 2011
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Breath-test pedestrians

The annual Christmas drink-drive campaign is under way and already motorists are testing positive, getting banged up in cells, fined hundreds of pounds and banned from driving.

Last updated 8 December 2011
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Exercise makes you a big boy

I used to love PE because it came after a double lesson of physics but mainly because I just liked to run around chasing after a ball like a daft dog.

Last updated 1 December 2011
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Time for a new image, Britney

Hot news this week is that Britney Spears has admitted that she struggles to motivate herself when it comes to working out.

Last updated 1 December 2011
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Pippa Middleton is partying on a royal meal ticket

So here it is... finally it’s December and we can all get officially excited/terrified/hyper/overdrawn in the name of Christmas. And we will all be frantically organising our family get-together won’t we? (7 comments)

Last updated 1 December 2011
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Why not Cumbria man of the year?

I am the first person to stand up for equality and fairness in all areas of life.

Last updated 1 December 2011
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This housing policy isn’t built on solid foundations

Why, at a time when we need more affordable homes, is the Government planning to take them out of the system?

Last updated 24 November 2011
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Carlisle Utd fans should not have to bear the Brunt any more

Should Carlisle United move home to a soulless shopping and industrial estate parked just off the extreme end of the M6? (1 comment)

Last updated 24 November 2011
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Jerry-built mousetraps

Here is a mouseflash. Just in case you were wondering, Jerry, our unwanted mouse, is still alive and well and seemingly fatter – despite further efforts to catch him.

Last updated 24 November 2011
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Jerry’s landed on his feet this time

It has got to the point where there are three of us in my marriage: Me, her and it. ‘It’ is a mouse that seems to have moved in for the winter.

Last updated 17 November 2011
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Markets making the decisions

What is it with this democracy idea?

Last updated 17 November 2011
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