5th August - Streaming
The (not very interesting) answer to the question 'what do you think about when you are swimming?'
5th August
Streaming
sixteen ... SEVENTEEN ... seventeen ... not seen him before ... seventeen ... very splashy ... or has he had a new tattoo ... seventeen ... EIGHTEEN ... need to adjust these goggles ... eighteen ... I’ll stop at twenty and sort them out ....eighteen ... Thursday ... need bread ... eighteen ... and cat food ... eighteen ... I wonder what the ... NINTEEN ... traffic’s like up by the Viaduct ... otherwise I’ll go round to Morrison’s ... nineteen ... can’t stand the queues ... is this ... yes ...TWENTY ... I’ll keep going until he’s well ahead ... twenty ... don’t want to get mixed up in the ... twenty ... tumble turn ... there he goes ... twenty ... got those terrible shorts on ... twenty ... by the time I get out ... it’ll be ... twenty ... he’s on his way back ... TWENTY ONE ... I’ll make eye contact so he knows he can ... twenty one ... kicked in the head ... twenty one ... thanks mate ... twenty one ... if I go to the little Tesco’s ... twenty one ... I can probably get away with ... twenty one ... the terrible shorts ... TWENTY TWO ...or I could go to the Spar ... twenty ... twenty ... is it two ... is it four ... go back to ... it’s twenty two because it’s only ten past and I got in at ... twenty two ... he’s stopped at the bottom ... twenty two ... great big watch ... twenty two ... look at the clock you ... TWENTY THREE ... idiot ... still haven’t done the goggles ... twenty three ... looks like a bit of ... twenty three ... cloth or a piece of ... twenty three ... the Spar has loads of people I ... twenty three ... know ... always see Mike in there ... twenty three ... dressed like a tramp ... TWENTY FOUR ... need some basil ... twenty four ... Spar don’t do fresh herbs ... twenty four ... it’s definitely cloth ... twenty four ... like a scrunchie ... twenty four ... I’ll get out at thirty ... twenty four ... he’s going for it now ... twenty four ... butterfly ... I could try Lidl ... twenty four ... I’ve TWENTY FIVE ... that’s fifty percent of fifty ... twenty five ... it’s thirteen minutes past ... twenty five ... it’ll be twenty to ... I could manage without ... twenty five ... basil and we could have it with ... twenty five ... rice ... twenty five ... back again ... twenty five ... is he getting out ... TWENTY SIX ... no, he’s staying ... twenty six ... only five more to go ... twenty six ... unless I do fifty ... twenty six ... might as well do fifty ... twenty six ... should be counting my ... twenty six ... strokes ... twenty six ... keep in a straight ... TWENTY SEVEN ... God, please no, not ... twenty seven ... back stroke ... twenty seven ... no sense of direction ... twenty seven ... just overtake ... twenty seven ... the cat could have tuna ... twenty seven ... right in the ribs ... twenty seven ... didn’t even say ... twenty seven ... sorry ... TWENTY EIGHT ... like a blue tunnel ... twenty eight ... got plenty of time ... twenty eight ... will stay on till sixty ... TWENTY NINE ...
Published: August 5, 2010
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