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What did Santa bring for the baby Jesus?

It’s a simple enough story – baby born out of wedlock, in an outbuilding and in poverty did pretty well in the end and changed the world.

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Haha! I wonder how many thought "he was born" on 25th December?

And what did Mary do with the gold? We should be told!

Posted by Alan Crowe on 1 January 2013 at 16:25

All together now, lets sing:-

Once in Willy Wonka's fact'ry,
Stood a lowly storage shed,
Where a mother laid her baby,
And with chocolate he was fed.

... or not, as the case may be... sorry 'bout that...

Posted by Expat Marra on 31 December 2012 at 20:25

It is to their credit that Joseph and Mary did such a good job in raising baby Jesus to be such a fine person taking into account their failings.

It was hardly the brightest idea to go out without booking a room in advance on Christmas Eve. Schoolboy error.

Posted by Mr Jeffrey on 21 December 2012 at 11:44

ha ha, jesus, mary poppins whats the difference just a load of twaddle conjured up by clever marketing people wanting to sell something to the masses.. wake up anne the true meaning of christmas is for having time off work and getting drunk!;)

Posted by Tony Lopez on 20 December 2012 at 14:13

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