Friday, 05 September 2008

Timeline

Punchline to our joke of a summer

UNLESS you’ve been on holiday abroad this year, the chances of a beach holiday in the UK will have been pretty slim, thanks to the good old British weather.

Beatles thrown out of hotel

The Beatles photo When Bill Berry saw four rather scruffy young chaps stroll into Carlisle Golf Club’s annual dinner-dance and start tucking into the buffet, he decided that their behaviour wasn’t acceptable and threw them out. The four turned out to be The Beatles . . .

‘Chard’ remains top tipple

bridget308 CHARDONNAY, once the favourite wine of the nation’s ladies, is in danger of being left on the shelf.

How the Cumberland Pig was reinvented

Cumberland Pig photo In the movie Jurassic Park, Sir Richard Attenborough plays a billionaire who recreates long-extinct dinosaurs using DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber. Swap Hollywood for Cumbria and Sir Dicky for a bearded bloke with his sleeves rolled up and grubby jeans and instead of Jurassic Park you get Jurassic pork...

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I need a break from holidays

It used to be all so simple... You’d wander up with a bucket and spade, a pair of trunks, a towel, a packed lunch (with a bottle of pop) and a few pennies in your pocket.

People in the news

Kings of catchphrase sketch out new ideas

harrypaul308 The world of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse is possibly the only place you’ll find a pair of elderly Jewish gentlemen presenting a rap radio show for Radio Three.When asked about newcomers Clarence [Whitehouse] and Henry [Enfield] they both immediately slip into character.

I’m taking my little girl to America to find her voice

Georgia Johnston photo Twins Georgia and Kyla Johnston are identical in the way they look but there is something that sets them apart. While Kyla chats away, Georgia joins in but the sounds that come out of her mouth are not the same as her sister’s

The museum's never out of reach

Museum photo Can't get to Carlisle's Tullie House? Don't worry, pioneering outreach work is taking exhbitions into the heart of communities

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Do you think that we will get any sun in September?

Of course! I haven't had a chance to use my BBQ yet

I'm keeping my fingers crossed. September has been nice in recent years

No chance. It's going to rain until next July

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